True facts about sloths [x]SLOTH FACTS
ZE FRANK EVERYONE.
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swimming vagina
Here we watch the Vagina in it’s natural habitat.
the majestic sea vagina.
just died
Oh, evolution.
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Animals with Watermelons
the fucking parrot
I luv u waturmelon
Again. Why didn’t i think about googling this?
The parrot and I are soul sisters in watermelon feels.
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Is it a mini-sloth? A tree-loving finger-monkey? Well actually, this is the smallest (and the cuddly-est) anteater. The Silky or Pygmy Anteater (Cyclopes didactylus), is a tree-dwelling mammal native to Central and South America. It is the only living member of Cyclopedidae. They only grow to a total length ranging from 36 to 45 centimeters (14 to 18 in), and weigh anything from 175 to 400 grams (6.2 to 14 oz). Now compare that to the 7 ft (2 m), 90 lb (40 kg), Giant Anteater.
Staying true to their name, they eat between 700 and 5,000 ants everyday. They can also sometimes eat termites and tiny beetles. Due to an astounding lack of Fiber One bars in the tropical forests of Central and South America, the Silky Anteater’s metabolism can only manage one poop a day.
They only have 1 baby at a time, up to twice a year (THE BABIES COME OUT FURRY). With the exceptions of raising young and mating, the Silky Anteater is a lone wolf so-to-speak, living in solitude. They raise their babies in nests in tree holes, rather than carrying them on their back like other Anteaters.
They will often hide in Silk Cotton Trees during the day as it’s great camouflage which thereby protects them from turning into a Harpy Eagle’s lunch. Like a pro-boxer, the Silky Anteater will rear up on it’s hind-legs with its forefeet positioned in front of its face when threatened. That way it appears larger and more intimidating, while simultaneously preparing itself to give any bird of prey a left hook straight in the face with razor sharp claws.
Oh my god, look at its little face.
OMG you guys it’s shyyy
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These photos of camouflaged animals by Art Wolfe are like the “Where’s Waldo” of the animal kingdom. You can see more here.
I’m 900% certain that if I decided to explore nature I would have my face eaten off by an animal I DIDN’T EVEN SEE.
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what?? piE ? i gotta see this
ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”
wait a second…
omfg no
MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S
LOLOLOL DICK SNAKE
omfg dick snake
You have to appreciate that nature knows how to make fun of itself.
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this is my favourite thing on the internet
look the one on the left is having a casual conversation
and then the one on the right just goes and kisses them aND RUNS OFF COS THEY’RE SCARED
IF THIS ISN’T THE BEST THING YOU’VE SEEN TODAY DON’T TALK TO ME
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IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.
The way he gives it away when he’s done. Holy sweet baby Jesus, that’s adorable.
the second & third gifs, he looks up like ‘is this right?’
OMG I JUST CAN’Toh mY GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE I-
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THERE’S NO WAY I’M LETTING YOU WALK ME IN THAT OUTFIT.
THAT’S “FASHION” THE WAY A WHITE CASTLE HAMBURGER IS “BEEF”.
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mystomachwasmakingtherumblies:
this is actually me every time my boss sneaks up on me at work.
Oh, man, panda, I feel you.
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