How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
By this saturday, supernatural, sherlock, doctor who, homestuck, and the english hetalia will all be on hiatus simultaneously.
You have been warned.
The fanageddon is near
And once upon a time.
And Merlin. still not accepting it’s over
And Firefly (don’t worry neither are we)
BUDDY COPS MISANTHROPIC BUDDY COPS
sometimes dorian stays late at kennex’s because they’re talking over a case and maybe john orders out and pauses in front of the holo, half-turned to dorian on his stool by what would be the kitchen island and is instead a workbench, as if he’s about to ask if he wants anything
and dorian pretends not to notice because while there’s nothing bad about being synthetic (besides the way people use it to dismiss him, “oh, he’s just a synthetic,” they say, as though he can’t hear them) he knows john never means it like that, never means to point out that they are both slow-motion trainwrecks, cobbled together and leaning on each other as they navigate a world that moves at the speed of information, but fundamentally other in very different ways
and maybe sometimes john asks him to stay, because even if he doesn’t have a heartbeat it’s good to know there’s someone there, that it isn’t just him and the charred rubble of his life and his career, him and the soul-crushing weariness that makes it a chore to drag himself out of bed in the mornings
dorian will sit by the window in the living room and watch the citylights, the flicker of lesser, non-sentient synthetics and the steady glow of the security bars, neon orange and blue and rippling bands of light, maybe a star or two, if he zooms in and increases contrast enough, against the dirty indigo of the washed-out sky, and in the morning, when john is still scrubbing the sleep out of his eyes, he will stand up, making just enough noise to let him know someone is there, and maybe he will brew a pot of coffee (the real stuff, not synthetic; irony upon irony)
he says he enjoys the scent of coffee, which is not untrue; john says he appreciates being able to bounce ideas off dorian, which is not untrue; they come up with many excuses for enjoying each other’s company, none of which are particularly untrue, but all of which are finely crafted to barely miss the point. the sun rises and, for a moment, both of them feel as if, for the first time, they understand what it is to be home.
BRUH, THE TRAILER *JUST* CAME OUT… THIS IS WHAT MAKES YOU FLAWLESS, ILU, CONTINUE!!
YES GOOD NOW WHERE IS MORE
|Rihanna:||We found love in a hopeless place.|
|Cap:||We found Steve in a frozen place.|
|Tony:||We found Stark in an iron case.|
|Bruce:||We found Hulk in some gamma rays.|
|Thor:||We found Thor punching Loki's face.|
|Thor:||And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.|